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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!

I was wondering what I wanted to write about tonight and I had no idea. I've been doing the samething for the past couple of days. Spending a lot of time on the tractor which is the best! Nothing new though until I saw this show on TV...

So watching TV for the few hours of the day that we are able to we happened upon the greatest TV show for men ever. It is called Top Gear. It is this one Guy named Jeremy Clarkson who drives fast cars and drives them fast. Tonight's episode was tailored to the Winter Olympics. They raced a car with a bobsled, they sent a mini down a long jump course with rockets on the back and best of all they had a hockey game with little suzuki cars and a giant puck...it was amazing.

that is all

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Can't Stop, Won't Stop...Laughing

Hello all,

Since we last talked there have been several things that I have been able to just sit back and laugh about. Most of these events have involved Stephen which just make it all the better.

First, Stephen and Ness took Lorena to the airport Wednesday night and I was pretty mad that I didn't get to go. Instead, I had to stay and pick up tree branches...in the rain. A few hours go by and they still aren't home and I haven't heard from them. I get more mad because I am starving and I figure that they probably stopped for dinner but didn't bother to tell me. A few more hours go by and the phone rings. In my most professional voice, I answer the phone, "Equine Sports Breeding, this is Jeff. How may I help you?"

"Very nice," Stephen says.

"I know," I say, "I'm really putting that Communications Degree to use!"

He laughs and explains that the clutch is broken and they are stuck at the airport. Paul drove out there to see if he could fix it, but I get a call 20 minutes later that tells me otherwise.

"Equine Sports Breeding, this is Jeff. How may I help you?" I say.

"Hey, it's me again. Paul couldn't fix the car so he is towing it with his car and I am steering. Help. This is the scariest thing ever," Stephen said.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! To top it off, it was raining soo hard. I let go of my anger and couldn't stop laughing. It was exactly what I needed. What makes it all the better is that when Paul looked at the car the following day, he was easily able to fix it just by screw a bolt back on.

Story Number Two: earlier today I was looking for the other walkie talkie for Ness and I asked Stephen where it was. He pushed his chair back (a wheelie chair), trying to look as cool as possible and one of the wheels got caught causing him to fall over. There he was sitting on his ass on the floor, probably realizing that he's just not as cool as he thought he was. I, on the other hand, was literally spitting out my sunflower seeds, I was laughing so hard. It's the little things that get me through the day.

During the time when Stephen was trying not to die as he steered the car, which I named Mable, I got really bored and decided to reconnect with several people on facebook and I found out that several more people were actually reading my blog than I thought. Needless to say, I was pretty excited. That along with the fact that Stephen decided he would write his blog more like mine in which it would be a more day to day thing, so I figured I have to step my game up. So I hope I did well. I will try to put more pictures up on the blog and facebook. Any more comments would be great.

Today and yesterday I help Paul spray herbicide which means I got to drive the tractor!!!! Awesome!

Aussie word of the day:

Ring = call

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Great Ocean Road and Fun in Bendigo

Wow, I have a lot to get through. This past weekend Lorena, Stephen and I went into Melbourne to meet up with Scott, Evan and Andy for Evan's birthday. It took us forever and we almost ran out of gas getting there but we pulled up to the hotel and knew that the night was going to be great. Scott gets these free VIP hotel rooms at the Westin every two weeks and we managed to sneak our way into his. It was awesome. We didn't end up going out until 1:30 am and when we got to the club the bouncer asked us if we had been drinking (singling me out specifically) and then one of them took me over to the side and explained to me how and why they knew that I was drunk. The funny thing was that I had a glass or two of wine and was probably better off than anyone there. It seems to be an ongoing theme for me I guess. It's really frustrating because it's not like I am out of control. I am really just standing there.

So we get into the club and three girls keeping looking over at me and smiling. They were moderately attractive from across the bar so I smiled back. Eventually they made their way over and told me that they were from Norway and one of them told me that they thought I was super cute. I, on the other hand, did not find them that good looking from up close so I made small talk and they eventually walked away and I got back to dancing. I got pretty mad when I saw a creepy guy dressed head to toe in something out of a Marilyn Manson music video with pig ears on top of his head dancing around and I was the one that was questioned at the door....interesting.

We end up going to another bar at about 2:30am to meet up with this girl that Andy wanted to see and we had a lot of fun at that bar. Stephen and Evan were trying their hardest to talk to these two girls but they weren't having it. A few other girls approached me and asked me if I was the guy from the Hangover and, of course, I said yes. Wouldn't you? I took a picture with them and it was all good fun. At about 4 am they started playing Motown hits and we went crazy. It was awesome! We ended up getting into the hotel room at about 5:15 am so us waking up early was doubtful at that point.

We ended up leaving our room at 11 or 12 I think. We parted ways with Stephen and headed off to the Great Ocean Road. Saturday was fairly overcast and a bit cold. Lorena was freezing but the rest of us were alright. The sun finally came out towards the end of the day and we saw a Kowala Bear in the wild! That was about as exciting as the drive got because all of the landmarks were after the place we were staying. So we get to Apollo Bay, the town we stayed in, and went to our hostel. Scott had never stayed in a hostel and wanted to check it out before we paid. That didn't fly with the angry German lady who was running the place and after that she pretty much hated us. We went out that night to the Apollo Bay Hotel Bar. There was live music and the most rediculous people there. One guy drank his drink out of his boot, another guy fell over the speaker and random people wanted to talk to us because we were American, I guess.

Sunday, We did the rest of the drive. We couldn't have asked for better weather. Although, we all got incredibly sunburned. The flies were horrible but it was all worth it because the coast is the most beautiful place I have ever seen. We ended up having to rush back to Melbourne so Lorena and I could catch the train to Bendigo at 10:15 pm. We made it just in time and we got on the train only to find dozens of drunken teenagers who had just got finished with watching the Cricket match. One of the kids didn't stop talking the entire 2 hours. We literally were plotting ways to kill him.

Monday morning, we watched the Super Bowl and because we are in the future here we already knew the Saints were going to win! I was happy that they won and that we actually got to watch it live.

Yesterday, we went into Bendigo because Ness wanted to buy some electronics. I told her over and over again that she needed a Flip camera so she decided it was a good idea so she got one and I also suggested that it was pertainant that we had walkie talkies so that we could be in constant communication so she got some as well (Stephen and I had so much fun with them). She also got a new computer. We went to a camping store as well and it was like kids in a candy shop for Stephen and I we literally wanted to buy every single thing in the shop but we didn't...don't worry.

Today, we went on a tour of the gold mine that backs up to Ness's proerty. It was awesome. We got a VIP tour down into all parts of the mine, to the processing area, and everything like that.IT was interesting to see the contrast of the old mines in Colorado that you can take tours of and this actual working mine. It is a lot more sophisticated. It's pretty crazy that every 3 days produces one gold bar...it almost seems like a waste!

Lorena goes back to Sydney tonight but likes it so much here that she wants to come back and go to New Zealand with us as well. We told her that she has to plan the New Zealand trip if she comes because we couldn't be bothered.

My parents are putting their house on the market and want to be all moved into a new place before I come home. I am coming to terms with that and actually getting really excited because that means I won't have to do any moving what so ever. I'm guessing Matt is kicking himself for moving back to Dallas at this time!

The trees out here are amazing. They are all several hundred years old and are these great massive things. I don't know if its because I have worked with kids for so long or I'm just a kid at heart or what but the only thing I can think of when I see these giant trees is "Man, that would make a SWEET tree fort!!!!" Stephen and I go around some times and pick out the best ones...haha. Maybe we've just gone crazy.

Aussie word of the day:

Fair Dinkam (Not really sure how its spelled) means really like "Oh really?"

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Yesterday, it rained on and off all day. It was pretty crazy. It would rain for 30 minutes or so then it would stop and then 30 minutes later it would rain again. It did that all day!! So the temperature dropped about 10 degrees today. It feels so great.

We went and saw Ness on Wednesday in Shepparton. She is actually up and walking (with a walker). Its pretty amazing. She shares the room with 3 other women. One old lady who had a more convincing beard than I do. I couldn't help but stare. It also seemed like she was sleeping with her eyes open or at least I hope she was sleeping because that would have been pretty awkward. The lady in the bed next to her was nice but she kept to herself. The other lady, Annie, is a 70 year old Canadian who just recently began her 3rd marriage. Her new husband was also on his third marriage. They were the funniest people, aside from Ed, that I have met since I've been here.

Last night we dined at the Goornong Pub. We made up the majority of the business that night, all 3 of us, so needless to say it was packed. The postmaster, Cheryl, was there. She knew who we were before she had even met us. That's a small town for you I guess.

We watched Friday Night Lights the other night and I really miss football. Thank God the Super Bowl will be broadcast over here or else I would flip out. Ed is really excited for it. He is ordering a slab of budwiser for the occasion and he can't wait for us to explain the game to him.

Today, I think Lorena and I are painting one of the buildings. Tonight, I'll finish my tree job and then we are heading into Melbourne to celebrate Evan's, Stephen's friend, birthday. Tomorrow, Lorena, Evan, Andy, Scott and I will be taking off on the Great Ocean Road. Stephen didn't want to go because he has already seen it. More pictures to come.

Aussie word of the day

Full stop = period

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Haha...I love My Life

So today...This morning. Stephen and I were feeding everyone and something happened...so revolutionary that it was one for the record books. There is a magnet on the inside roof of Ruth, the Ute, and there is also a horse shoe and a bunch of other metal things that I like to put to the magnet whil.e we are checking the other horses, well today I got my wish and the horse shoe flung off and hit Stephen really hard on the head...hahahhahahahahahahahahha....I couldn't stop laughing for an hour or two,

Lorena got here about 1. She loves the little baby horses and she would probably be happy to be just with them all day... she has one of those mondo cameras that matt would prob enjoy. Don't worry bro I'll talk you up.

I chainsawed and fixed fences because after the rain there were some fences down.

The other day I watched Paul cut a tree down link by link it was so crazy....

no ausssie word but more tomorrow

Monday, February 1, 2010

Sawdust and Rain

Last night it rained. It was wonderful. It hasn't rain here in more than a month and it was needed. Ness left for the hospital this morning for her surgery. She made it through fine and she is in recovery.

Lorena, our Sydney friend, is coming tomorrow. We cleaned up the place and made sure that we got rid of all the cobwebs because she is deathly scared of the funnel-web spider and is convinced that it is out to get her. She google Goornong, where we live, and nothing came up...haha.

I cut down some trees today...well I assisted. It was a nice relaxing day and everything went smoothly.

Ellie, the puppy, ate my flip flop the other day. So needless to say I was a little pissed about it and I let her know that. So on the shopping list is flip flops, along with beer and goons (if you've been keeping up and learning the aussie words of the day, that's wine).

Hillary, my sister (if you didn't know), obviously read my blog because she facebooked me and told me that I looked like Keenan Thompson from SNL (he's black) so she was being silly. I told her that if she were wearing a metallic white wig she would look identical to Lady Gaga...hahahahahahahahah...the tables have turned.

Tomorrow, I think I'll wake up early. Feed up cut up a bunch of trees and fix a fence or two and probably call it a day.

hope all is well


Aussie phrase of the day:
Blind off me face = really drunk